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AmonZerath
Posts : 20 Join date : 2009-07-10 Location : 7th tier of the Abyss
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:54 pm | |
| I love the fuckin gore, make me some more goddamd fuckin gore for me Sunny. | |
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Nova
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 31 Location : Wherever I May Roam
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:58 pm | |
| No, you fuck face, it's all the fucking money being handed around! You shit faced bastards are keeping all the loot to yerselves, and passing it around like fucking gonorrhea when someone get's a little pussy ass bullet wound!
*Picks up sword, and stabs self in chest*
See, that be a manly fucking wound! I want me some fucking pay for this hard core shit right here!
*Sword is still stuck in stomach, and blood is squirting EVERYWHERE*
See? Now who be the bitch? That'd be you, douche! And, when it comes to the god-damn gore...well...
*Drops pirate slang for a second*
...no complaints.
*Shrugs shoulders* | |
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AmonZerath
Posts : 20 Join date : 2009-07-10 Location : 7th tier of the Abyss
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:02 am | |
| Cut ur fuckin head off and I'll pay ye a fuckin hundred goddam bucks. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:07 am | |
| Oh my fucking god! What is wrong with ye bloody bastards? Wanna see some fucking gore?! I'll show you some fucking gore!!
*shoots Amon's hand and cuts into stomach pulling out my kidney and throws it Amon* |
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Nova
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 31 Location : Wherever I May Roam
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:09 am | |
| "If I cut it off half the fucking way, do I get fifty? | |
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禁断の愛 Admin
Posts : 337 Join date : 2009-07-09 Age : 328 Location : Somewhere in Atlantica...
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:10 am | |
| ((Oh my God, what is this, a war?! We're pirates, not suicidal maniacs! Half the ship will be dead by the time we reach port!! ...Me likey.))
*picks up kidney* What the hell is up with you? *stuffs kidney in Girl's mouth* Alright, you fucking pussies. Nova, throw yourself fucking overboard. Amon, kill Sunny for me. And somebody bring me a fucking bottle of rum!! | |
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Nova
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 31 Location : Wherever I May Roam
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:12 am | |
| Aww...go fuck yourself. I'll throw meself over board when I damn well feel like it! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:16 am | |
| *spits kidney out at Admin's head* |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:41 pm | |
| You know what? Fuck it! *pulls out pistol and shoots admin in the head* |
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Nova
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 31 Location : Wherever I May Roam
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:24 pm | |
| Holy shit, I think I like this guy! *points to Jack, with gun* You sir, are a genuine asshole! *accidentally fires gun* SHIT! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:32 pm | |
| *looks at chest where bullet was shot* ...Shit... *falls down* |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:35 pm | |
| Wow... We are such a fucked crew...
Wait... Is there still an actually live and unhurt person steering this bloody bastard to the fucking island??! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:37 pm | |
| I am so fucked but... *walks over to Jack and starts drinking the blood coming from his chest*
Wow... This is the best blood I've ever tasted!!
*blood trickles from mouth* |
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禁断の愛 Admin
Posts : 337 Join date : 2009-07-09 Age : 328 Location : Somewhere in Atlantica...
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:39 pm | |
| *looks at hole in chest* Alright... Hey! *picks up kidney and throws it at Fangirl* Off of him! Stoppit! Nova, what did you do this for?! Wait... Aren't I supposed to be dead? *shrugs* *falls over* But I'm not dead...! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:40 pm | |
| *growls at admin*
*laughs maniacally*
*continues drinking blood* |
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Nova
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 31 Location : Wherever I May Roam
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:48 pm | |
| What the fuck fangirl! A post without swearing! What the fuck is wrong with you! | |
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禁断の愛 Admin
Posts : 337 Join date : 2009-07-09 Age : 328 Location : Somewhere in Atlantica...
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:02 am | |
| *sits up* KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF, FANGIRL!! STOP DRINKING HIS FUCKING BLOOD!! *crawls to fangirl* *shoves her off of Jack* Jack, Jack, can you fucking hear me?! Jack, please, please listen to me!! FUCK, YOU NEVER LISTENED!! | |
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Nova
Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-07-10 Age : 31 Location : Wherever I May Roam
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:07 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:07 am | |
| Aww you ruined my fun...
*takes some of Jacks blood in a quick sip and sprays it out at admin*
Hahaha! Fuck you bitch!
*smiles to expose blood covered teeth* |
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禁断の愛 Admin
Posts : 337 Join date : 2009-07-09 Age : 328 Location : Somewhere in Atlantica...
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:10 am | |
| Fuck, Jack?! FUCK, JACK WAKE UP!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! IF THIS IS A JOKE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! JACK!!! *begins to cry* *pulls out pistol and shoots at Fangirl five times* FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH!! *shoots at random people on the ship* FUCK ALL OF YOU!!
((this is waaaaay too much fun.)) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:12 am | |
| FUCK THAT PAIN FEELS GOOD! *falls over* THANK YOU!!!!
*starts drinking own blood* |
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禁断の愛 Admin
Posts : 337 Join date : 2009-07-09 Age : 328 Location : Somewhere in Atlantica...
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:13 am | |
| FUCK, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD!! *keeps shooting her everywhere* | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:15 am | |
| *laughs maniacally* FUCK YES!!! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*moans* Um.... guys? I'm feeling so fucking lightheaded all of a sudden... Is there a doctor around? |
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禁断の愛 Admin
Posts : 337 Join date : 2009-07-09 Age : 328 Location : Somewhere in Atlantica...
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:16 am | |
| *smiles* *stands up weakly* *limps over to Fangirl's fallen body* Here's your medicine. *shoots in head* | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13) Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:19 am | |
| Fuck yeah!! Yay!!!!
*begins to pull bullet out of head*
*pops bullet in mouth and sucks on it*
Heyyoumotherfucker!! Don't you fuckin' blame me for Jack's death!! Blame that fuck over there!!
*points to Nova* |
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