Swear Like a Sailor (MATURE!! +13)

With permission from my great Admin, I have divised a really cool game! you must swear as much as you can in one sentence and incorporate it. We're on a pirate ship; we're all pirates.

*throws away all ninja tools* Pick up your ninja tools in a bin by the door when you're ready to leave.

Let's get going!

*walks out on deck*
*tosses back hair*
What's up, bitches?! Ready to get this f*ckin' ship outta port?

What the f*ck bitches ive been waiting for five damn hours

What the hell, man? Don't f*ckin complain about how long you had to wait. I had to wait three fucking days to get on this goddamned ship, and I've had it with the waiting shit!
*storms onto ship*

Yeah, let's get the f*ck outta port and f*ckin' get somewhere for once. I'm tired of being the damned first mate anyways; as soon as we hit a new port, I'm screwing you jackasses.

(Yay! Sexy, gay pirates!)

Alright, bitches. Let's go before I go all whoop-ass on you!!

*nods to the captain* (which is who...?)
*unravels ropes*
*runs to ship and pulls plank on deck*
We're setting sail, assholes!

YAY we are finally leaving this piece of shit port

(I think it's Kimi)

*begins to steer ship*
Captain, we're headed North/Northeast. We'll land in a small island in a few hours.

(I think it's funny you're back into your girl feddish, Admin)

ALRIGHT, BITCHES!! TIME TO FUCK YOURSELVES, BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE DAMN NEAR THE APOCALYPSE BEFORE WE GET TO DOCK AGAIN!! FEEL FREE TO BECOME GAY AND STRIP, EAT EACH OTHER, OR DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!
*sits next to Jack*
What's up, asshole?

Everybody shut the fuck up and im preety sure jack doesnt give a damn about you
*gets away from everyone*

Oy, who's the bastard that's swearing on my fucking ship. I oughta rip your throat out, kid.
*glares at Killer*
Jack may not give a damn about Robots, but that's for him to fucking say, mockingbird.

What the fuck did i do wrong i was just making a fucking point damn

*sits on the side of the ship and stares out at the water*
Why the fuck am I here? I don't even like stupid jackass pirates. Fuckin bastard of a ship though. Hehe...

The fact that the first fucking thread, besides my piece of shit intro, that I post in is this god damn menagerie of a pirate loving thread really shows how much of a dumb ass I am!

WHERE AM I, DAMNIT?! Fucking pirate ship...

((Too much?))

((Just right, actually. LOL))

Alright, bitches! Time to fuck your shit up!
*begins flipping pistol around*
Bet you five bucks I'll shoot my fucking finger off.

i'll bet ya 20 fuckin bucks you shoot 5 damned fingers.

I could shoot my fucking fingers off right this damn second and have your twenty bucks. I could have my cake and eat it too, bitches.
*still flipping pistol*
*fires*
Damn, missed my fingers. However, I did just hit some asshole who was near the edge of the-- oh, shit, they just fell off!

i'd gladly pay the fuckin 20 bucks to watch your bloody ass3ed fingerless fuckin hand, but seein that asshole fall fuckin overboard was better.
*hands over a twenty*

Fucking sweet! Nice doing some fucking business with you!

ya did me a bloody fuckin favor, owed that bastard 50 fuckin bucks

Well, that would've been a motherfucker to pay for, now wouldn't it?

GRAWR! This business of shooting fuckers is getting me all fucking pissed!

And why would that be, asshole?

Maybe he just doesn't like the fucking gore around here. Got a fucking problem with that, bitch?