Mid-Morning Revival

IT'S ALIVE!!!

So I made this so we can talk without having to look at older posts. Some of them are just too painful to let go... *sobs*

So anyway... How's life? *kicks Admin* I sent you a message on AIM, so you better show up.

*coughs* CHRIST!! THAT F*CKIN' HURT!! OW!! WHAT KIND OF BOOTS ARE YOU WEARING?!

I'm here, goddamnit, now don't kick me again!

*yawns* Life's good, how about yours, a**hole?

Aww, why are you sobbing, Bristles? I didn't think our conversations were so good.

And my life's fine, though I won't say anything on the asshole reference, considering it wasn't for me, anyways.

I'm currently reading the roleplay we started and I'm wondering if we're going to continue it as planned. Surely we'll need Snap. Can anyone contact him?

We shall continue that as scheduled. *looks at RP* It needs a little polishing up, though...

Good idea. Please ignore the asshole reference and let the asshole read it.

I can contact Snap, who can contact Kimi, who can contact... It's a vicious circle, here. I'll give him a quick ring.

Asshole? Why, I'd never--!

Ahh, well. It's true. ^,,^

Hey, you know what would really help revive this place? A n00b. You know, a newbie to the site. Invite a new guy, Admin. Do it.

I made the call, let's see if he'll show. He said he'd invite the others, but he sounded iffy... I hope he shows.

Cross your fingers, everyone... I have a feeling God's not in our favour, though. Snap didn't even like me, anyway.

I'm sorry, but I'm constantly tempted to call him 'Snape'. Does anybody else get that? Like you type 'Snap' and your finger just strays toward the 'e'...

Yeah, actually. I get that a lot. I go 'Snap' and then I sometimes go 'Snape' and go shit, 'backspace'. XD

Wait, Snap did like you! He does! If he shows up, we'll ask him! ...Or he'll see our messages and correct us. Watch!

I was notified by Snap to show up. Sorry if I'm not the one you wanted to see.

So, the view thingy still f-cked up? Because it says only one person's online and that there's a guest...

Well, and there's me, so it obviously is.

And I do like Tough. She has a wonderful sense of humor. All Brits do.

And he swoops in like SUPERMAN!! *glomps Snap* You're here! Thank God! Now, when are the others showin' up?

I feel so loved.

Okay, I just looked at the homepage and OMZG... There are so many red skulls. XD

OMZG? What's that?

And yeah, when I came back it was like the ShamWOW mother of all red skull alerts.

Oh, totally. I thought it was hysterical, though... All those little red skulls. ^.^

And that ShamWOW reference... I couldn't stop laughing.

Dude, ShamWOW soaks up hooker's blood. It's amazing!

And I wasn't assaulted by skulls... I would've been screaming and running and covered in either gasoline or blood if I was.

Of course you would know about the hookers, Bristles.

Assaulted by skulls? Blood? Gasoline? Is that your nightmares or your specific idea of fun?

Yes, I would! Because I encourage beating hookers! They're sluts and whores! They're just girls, anyway! You might as well pay them to slap them in the face.

Maybe it's one, maybe it's the other, but I definitely know it's both. ^,,^

Or pay them to put their clothes on. Something challenging for a change.

I happen to endorse hookers altogether. I mean, some girls can get any guy, and who's to say that you shouldn't do what you're good at? Some girls are good at being sluts, so why would we hold them back from that? All I know is that the hookers here in Mother England are refined and pretty unless if you're going nearby the night clubs. What are they like in America? Prowlers, I'd assume?

...You just made no sense at all. But that's why I like you, Bristles. I do believe that would be one of my ideas of fun.

Yeah, that would be very challenging. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've actually seen a hooker put her clothes on. I always thought that they disappeared in a puff of smoke by morning. '100 bangs to heaven' was my theory.

Really? Well, that's true; you can't hold back M. Night from his passionate filmmaking and you surely can't postpone Stephanie Meyer from those horrible books she's written, so why not let the hookers roam free? But at the same time, if you're good at something horrible, keep it private; I'm sure Stephanie Meyer would've made a better hooker than a writer.

Glad you see things my way. We should hang out some time.

Bristles wrote:

But at the same time, if you're good at something horrible, keep it private; I'm sure Stephanie Meyer would've made a better hooker than a writer.

O.O That was total win. Horrible... But total win. XD

Oh, and as for your question, Tough: yes, the hookers are prowlers here. We don't go to them, they go to us. ^,,^ Dressed as cheetahs. And nurses. And sluts.

I live in KinkyTown. It's not FunkyTown anymore.

Ahh, I see. Well, here in Britain, they make themselves presentable and pout until you're tapdancing for change on the street to just go up and talk to her. It's annoying, considering males do it a lot, but I happen to have seen a few women with a rather innocent air about them. Silly girls, throwing lives away because they're good at reelin' 'em in.

I'm horrible at slang, can't you tell?

Poor FunkyTown. Won't-you-take-me-to, KINKYTOWN!!

Oh. Pouting. Like Jeff said? Or am I being a stereotypical Brit now. Because I automatically thought of Jeff from 'Coupling' when you said pouting. Like the letter 'h'.

I think your slang is entertaining.

Speaking of KinkyTown, who's the n00b, theendangeredone? I'm starting to get scared; I keep seeing Guests on and I freak out literally because they just sit there and watch us type like stalker-lunatic-crazies. I fear stalker-lunatic-crazies. They're the equivalent of Twilight fangirls.