Mid-Morning Revival

Bristles wrote:

Dressed as cheetahs. And nurses. And sluts.

Bristles wrote:

I live in KinkyTown. It's not FunkyTown anymore.

Tough wrote:

Ahh, I see. Well, here in Britain, they make themselves presentable and pout until you're tapdancing for change on the street to just go up and talk to her.

Tough wrote:

...throwing lives away because they're good at reelin' 'em in.

I'm horrible at slang, can't you tell?

Tough wrote:

Poor FunkyTown. Won't-you-take-me-to, KINKYTOWN!!

Bristles wrote:

Oh. Pouting. Like Jeff said? Or am I being a stereotypical Brit now. Because I automatically thought of Jeff from 'Coupling' when you said pouting. Like the letter 'h'.

Bristles wrote:

Speaking of KinkyTown, who's the n00b, theendangeredone? I'm starting to get scared; I keep seeing Guests on and I freak out literally because they just sit there and watch us type like stalker-lunatic-crazies. I fear stalker-lunatic-crazies. They're the equivalent of Twilight fangirls.

Okay, seriously; am I allowed to breathe, or can I get a little room to stop laughing?

Unfortunately for you, Admin, breathing is not acceptable here and is punishable by death.

And yes; Jeff was right. Pouting. Like the letter 'h'. Or was that the word 'hi'? Either way...

Yes, the n00b is quite terrifying. Quite like the lines of overaged and underaged females outside the movie theatre in the mall when 'New Moon' first raped my eyes and ears.

I have never seen the movies.. I chose to get baptised instead. Don't worry... I checked the water for any signs of 'fag', 'gay', or glitter before I got in.

Yes, Admin; and I am the Executor. So choose wisely.

I think it was 'hi'. Damn my short term memory! Though I'm sure headdesking at this point wouldn't help, is it worth a try anyway?

The n00b is scary. Tell them to get on or stay off, but don't stalk, it's not polite.

Twilight raped my eyes and ears too, Tough. I guess we're together on this. And if you ever got infected with that horrible SFD (Sparkling Fag Disease) I don't know what I'd do with myself. So it's a good thing you checked that water first. With those 40 year old female pastors, you never know...

Okay, so I'll stop breathing... Not that I have a choice.

Hey, guess who's birthday's coming up? *looks around* C'mon. Guess.

Hmmm... Mine's in a few months... So I guess that's not it. What about you, Bristles?

I forget, when mine is. I'm just kidding, I really don't. It's June 22nd. So it must be... MINE!! Oh, Snap, you really shouldn't have!

...Oh, but I did... *flat tone of voice* Yay. Woo-hoo.

No, you dorks! It's mine!

Oh, and I was so excited, too. Way to crush dreams, Snap. Might as well call you Snape now.

-.-' You wouldn't really do that... Right?

Suuuuure we wouldn't... XD

Whe-he-hell, of course we wouldn't. Whatever gave you that idea, prickazoid?

Not to get off topic, but the new person, NomNomRawr... Doesn't talk much, do they? Because I remember this forum being for conversational purposes and not sit there and go 'dur' behind your keyboard watching pretty messages of the literate pop up.

They seem relatively responsive, Tough, sort of like an anemone when you poke it. But I suppose you don't take well to the stranger? At least not as well as I do?

That's surprising, considering the fact that Tough is usually the n00b-welcoming one and you're the 'f*ck off, you're a n00b' type of guy. But I guess Tough has a problem with unresponsiveness...?

PS: I absolutely LOVE Link as a Zora. Kudos to character design, he's f*cking GORGEOUS!!

Here's a piccy:



I love him better in pixels, though. XD

Not so much unresponsiveness; just lack of punctuality. I absolutely hate someone who can't respond with a five-minute window, just annoys the living f*ck out of me.

And Link is cute like that. However, I happen to be in love with more older people.

Say hello to Leon!

Haha, I'd love to show you the picture of the anime girl I crave, but I cannot do that; there's children present. ^,,^

Nah, I'm just kidding. Here she is... Don't laugh:



Ghost in the Shell FTW.

Dude, she's freakin' hot.

So, who's the new guy? Or girl? I'm not sexist or anything...